Black Eyed Peas' tour manager is being sued by Perez Hilton. The gossip blogger has launched a lawsuit against Polo Molina, seeking unspecified damages for "emotional distress", a breach of his civil rights, and the black eye he suffered as the result of an alleged assault in a Toronto club on Monday, which followed a dispute between the writer and the group's stars will.i.am and Fergie.

Perez Hilton's website has earned millions of hits, but one hit early Monday was heard around the world. Now, the self-proclaimed Queen of all Media and the everyone-else-proclaimed Queen of Mean has the celebrities he usually takes digs at speaking out on the situation.

If Perez Hilton is looking for pity in his latest fight with Black Eyed Peas star will.i.am, he will be sorely disappointed. It's not anywhere online.

You know you're as big as the celebrities you insult and mock when a musical about you is being staged. Perez Hilton becomes the inspiration behind a new musical.