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If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
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What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.
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You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
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And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.
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Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
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I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.
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I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.
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I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
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My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
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I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.
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What am I afraid of? The IRS. That's it. I don't want those people knockin' on my door, man.
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Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
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I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
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I don't have anything against Jimmy Fallon. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's my dude.
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I grew up in the projects in Brooklyn, and I consider myself lucky and blessed to be where I am - just working.
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I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'
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Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
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I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
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As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.
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Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That's where anything goes.
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I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
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I don't see myself as angry, although other people see that. I just see myself as a short, dumpy guy with bad feet, and I'm passionate.
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.
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I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
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I would love to try action films.
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If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.
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It's very important to be in your child's life and know what's going on and be there with them.
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My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
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Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It's what I started out doing.
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You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.
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A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.
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I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.
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I'm a big, big movie fan. I watch 'The Ten Commandments' and the original 'Planet of the Apes' every night.
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In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.
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Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
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People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
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Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.
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So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
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Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. You have to see how you're carrying yourself because there's a little girl. There's not a little boy, there's a little girl. I think I'm a little more overprotective.
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I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.
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If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
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Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.
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People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.
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To me, politics is a pile of tricks.
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You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.
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God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.
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I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
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I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another.
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I want to be an example of a guy who made something of himself out of nothing. A guy who overcame the odds of a tough childhood, who worked hard, who didn't let his surroundings get the best of him and lead him to jail or the graveyard. Where I ended up - being a comedian, a TV star, and a movie actor - might be unique, but my story is not.
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It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.
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Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.
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There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not.
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I have friends who are black, white, purple, gay, straight, Martian, yellow, old, and young. I have friends who are animals and a few who I believe to be robots. All of them are people to me. In my mind, it's not about what you look like or what you do; it's about who you are inside.
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I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.
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I'm not a child star, but you could say that I've grown up on TV. I went from being an unknown, down-and-out comic from Brooklyn and the Bronx to being a regular character on a major network comedy called 'Martin.' From there I went on to become the most notable black comic on 'Saturday Night Live' since Eddie Murphy.
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My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of 'The Color Purple.' It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.
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The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!
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You gotta understand, my great-grandfather was German and Irish. My grandmother was Indian, and my grandfather was African-American, so we all got a little something in us.
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
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I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.
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I'm human, I feel, I understand. That's the highest level of love, is understanding - when you can understand someone, when you can love them with their flaws and their faults. So I understand, I consider. I may speak the truth, but I'll consider your feelings, too.
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Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.
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On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me.
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When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.
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You want to know what happiness is? It's having something to look forward to, and I have all that stuff to look forward to. Right now, I'm just basking in the glory. I'm just enjoying my time in the spotlight.
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I don't have to wait until I'm in some comedy club, onstage with a stool and a water and a mic. I'm funny everywhere.
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I'm just doing karate and trying to get females pregnant.
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Twenty-one years is a pretty long walk in the park with someone. So for us to come to this conclusion, it was like a death in the family.
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I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. I don't really have an opinion. Opinions are like buttholes- everybody's got one, and they all stink.
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I've always been voted most unlikely. Now that I'm making it, everybody's paying attention to everything I say.
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I'm not an expert at morality, but isn't that wrong?
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I learned the word "black" in every language just so I know when to be offended.
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I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.
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I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! NADER!
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Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.
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I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.
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Live every week like it's Shark Week.
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I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
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