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Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
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For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
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Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
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I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
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I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
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I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
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I get all kinds of ages, it really does range from silly drunk old men to silly drunk young lads. And the same goes for the females.
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I think men going bald is certainly off limits, coming from a family as I do, where it's in our gene pool and it could one day happen to me.
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I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
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I use very few muscles at the best of times.
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
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I'm 30, that difficult age. I'm asking myself, Have I actually achieved what I wanted to do in life, where I am?
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I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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If I see somebody visually challenged, I won't purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then I'll call them back.
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.
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My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.
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Now that they're making a second series of Rome, I'll probably get a call asking if I can fiddle and drink at the same time.
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That is my childish nature. There are certain elements amongst my fellow man that I simply refuse to take the mickey out of.
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The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different.
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There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.
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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
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Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
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We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.
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When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
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When I'm a comic, I'm in charge. I know what works because it comes from the confidence of having been self-taught.
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With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.
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You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.
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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
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You sometimes find cynicism with people who've been in the business a long time.
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Johnny Vegas Events

The Empire Film Awards 2010 - Press Room

2010-03-28

The Empire Film Awards 2010 - Arrivals

2010-03-28

EA British Academy Children's Awards 2009 held at the London Hilton

2009-11-29

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