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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
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And there are comedians that have day jobs, and they want to go out and do it anyway.
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George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
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I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
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I hate all sidekicks.
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I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.
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I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
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I love doing stand-up, and having a growing core of fans forces me to experiment and push every time. Everyone has fun - me, most importantly.
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I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage.
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I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
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I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form.
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I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.
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I was a little uncomfortable at first, and then I became very, very focused on what would work for me to help my career. Things like how should I look, what should I wear, what should I be doing, as opposed to focusing on the actual stand-up, which I think I had a pretty good handle on.
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I was fired from VH1, not cancelled.
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I'm not familiar with the metric system.
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I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.
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If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
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It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
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Well, my dad had a lot of Jonathan Winters albums, so those were my first memories of listening to anything funny, and those were very influential.
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Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
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Patton Oswalt Events

'Winnie, the Pooh' Premiere at Walt Disney Studios

2011-07-10

Variety's Power of Comedy presented by Sims 3 in Partnership with Bing at Club Nokia

2010-12-04

IFP's 19th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street

2009-11-30

LA premiere of 'Funny People' at the Arclight Theatre

2009-07-20

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