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Carl Kasell is a god. When he starts speaking and everyone recognizes the voice, women in their 40s and 50s revert to their former teeny-boppers-at-the-Beatles-concert selves.
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Clinton the philanderer and Bush the bumbler (Version 1.0) were irresistible but nearly two-dimensional. Bush 2.0 is more complicated. You have to work harder.
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Five minutes of good satire is a lot more useful than an hour on J.Lo's baby shower.
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George W. Bush and Al Gore are doing foreign-language tv ads. Two men who say very little in English are now saying absolutely nothing in Spanish.
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Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
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Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
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I am a kamikaze gadfly.
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I became the consulting editor of Perfect 10, the only adult men's magazine that features models without breast implants.
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I bruise like a grape.
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I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
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I combined an insatiable diet of political news with questionable mental health.
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I feel so bathed in the warmth of the Today Show family. Katie, Matt, Ann, Al and I had such a wonderful seder last night!
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I think I've always sort of been conflicted and on the edge of something. I don't think I could do what I do if I wasn't on the edge.
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I wake up at 7 and immediately eat a bowl of oatmeal and half a glass of Orange juice. (Too much sugar in a full glass.) By 8 I'm at the gym to work out with my trainer Chris. I'm at work by 11.
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I wrote and produced for PBS' Wishbone, a series about a Jack Russell Terrier who imagines himself as the hero of a different classic novel each episode.
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I'm going to try to start a floor fight.
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I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
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If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
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It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
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It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
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It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
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Kids TV, then adult soft-core pornography: it was inevitable that I'd end up a fake reporter.
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My father is Italian-American. My mother is from Colombia. I was raised outside of D.C. You may know me as a former member of the Bethesda cartel.
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No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
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Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
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Television newscasts are so calcified and rigid, any departure from that is exhilarating.
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That's absurd. Vance is very well dressed, but I buy all my suits at Paul Stuart, I tie my own bow ties (silk!) and I'm the only person wearing two-toned spectator shoes. Case Closed.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
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The premise of any joke delivered by oddball newscasters is that they're making fun of the media's treatment of news as much as they are the subjects of the news.
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There are about ten writers on the staff. The correspondents (four of us fulltime) write, too, of course.
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We do have a viewpoint and it's not partisan. If a politician of any stripe says one thing and does another, we're there.
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We haven't heard a lot from Ashcroft lately. Sharpton should be a blast. But I gotta tell you, Georgia, it sounds like your governor may be asking for it with the reopening of the state flag debate.
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.
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When we're making from of the coverage of event, we have wide latitude in choosing content. If war seems heavy-handed, we can always check in on Mariah Carey.
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Writing for kids is harder in one sense, in that you can't let characters waste a lot of time rambling. Action is essential.
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Mo Rocca Events

Opening night of the Off-Broadway production of 'Trust' at the 2nd Stage Theatre

2010-08-11

Photocall for the opening night of 'Leslie Uggams Uptown Downtown' at the Cafe Carlyle at the Carlyle Hotel

2010-03-30

The 2009 Broadway Bares Strip-A-Thon to Benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS held at Roseland Ballroom - Backstage

2009-06-21

The opening night of the Broadway play 'Desire Under the Elms' at the St. James Theatre

2009-04-27

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