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I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
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I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
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I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
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I couldn't accept the idea that Joe Pesci would actually record an album as his character from My Cousin Vinny.
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I finally had my full body scan. I am now completely cancer-free. The doctor said it was the cleanest scan she ever saw. All that jelly paid off.
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I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
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I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
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I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
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I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
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I never have anything to talk about.
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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
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I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
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I've been pretty sick for quite a while. Between the hideous diet, the radiation and the effects of being off my medication, I've been in a bad way.
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In addition to side effects brought on by stopping my medication, I've been forced to submit to the oddest diet imaginable. For two weeks I've feasted on jelly, egg whites and vegetables. It's positively decadent!
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Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
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Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
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Morgan Fairchild, who, despite being accompanied by a huge coterie of back-up singers, refuses to be drowned out.
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My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
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Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
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The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.
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There's no point in waiting. You just don't know how much time you have or what fate is going to hand you. So say it now, buy it now, go there now.
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Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
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You know, Jesus loved to surf and everything.
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