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Henny Youngman QUOTES / QUOTATIONS
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quotation of Henny Youngman
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quotation of Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quotation of Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Quotation of Henny Youngman
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quotation of Henny Youngman