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A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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And I want people, in this administration, that don't care about the Republicans and don't care about the Democrats, but care about Texas. That's what I passionately care about.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
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I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I'm gonna win, win, win all around. And we'll put a smile on everybody's face in America and it would send a shiver up the spine of career politicians everywhere.
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I'm not going to go out gracefully, I promise you.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
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It's ironic that I should be doing this interview at all because money means absolutely nothing to the Kinkster. Less than nothing.
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It's not the career politicians that I care about. I want to get them out just like Arnold did in California, and, after that, we'll get the Californians out of Texas.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back.
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There's not a lot of heavy lifting going on in the governor's office. I intend to do some spiritual lifting though, as far as the state is concerned, but I don't intend to work very hard.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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We were a country band with a social conscience.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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