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He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
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He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
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I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.
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I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
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I was eating too well and getting too much rest. I take my old lady dancing every night now. Doin' the bump keeps your legs in shape.
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I've been doing my two and a half miles every day and I've gained two pounds. My stomach is getting smaller but my butt's getting bigger.
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It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
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Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
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My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
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No wonder you're all mixed up. You got a white man's first name, a Spanish man's second name and a black man's third name.
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Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
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The wind was blowin' about 100 degrees.
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These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
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We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
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What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
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