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Anyone who bombs is my friend.
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Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
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I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
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I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
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I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
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I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
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I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.
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I just ate a Wild Fire Chicken Salad from Bob Evans. I'm on my way to getting fat.
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I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
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I liked college better than I liked high school and everything up till high school.
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I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
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I loved Australia. I was very successful there.
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I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written.
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I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
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I took piano lessons. I played clarinet for about an hour and French horn for a few minutes. Drums were what I settled on.
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I will not be misquoted!
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I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
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I'm sure there are people trying to prod or sneak or try to beat the system, but I don't really deal with that.
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I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.
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I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.
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I've never read Ulysses. Why do you ask?
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In New York, if you wanted to be a comic you had to bring people to try to get on an open mic, but you could get on a regular show in Florida.
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It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
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My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
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People in New York love having roof parties.
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Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.
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Thanks for defining superpower for me. I had no idea what that was. I thought it might mean the ability to smell.
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There are commercials that are funny, but you might forget the product. A standard commercial might hammer that point home better.
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Wear your seat belts. Wash your hands a lot. One or the other, but don't do both.
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You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.
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You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
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You get the occasional drunk person who wants to talk more than they're capable of talking. Whatever. Not my worst problem.
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